bvdweiser:

I wanna make you laugh hard, but I wanna make you cum harder

(via jasminehoppa)

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svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod, via jasminehoppa)

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dicksucked:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(Source: confirmance, via the-maddabber)

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ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via the-maddabber)

295,813 notes

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3, via hyde-out)

144,997 notes
I could sit here in my underwear and smoke blunts forever.

(Source: the-stoner-sage, via the-stoner-sage)

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Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her 10 word story (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: milesfrom-my-hope, via whydrake)

277,756 notes

legalwifi:

when i pass the exam that i never studied for

image

(via whydrake)

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